I love nightvale homestuck supernatural Sherlock SNK

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

detectivesangelstardisandwands:

sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

And then the muggleborn gives them a normal pen and they’re just like “how does it workOH MY MERLIN IT CLICKS” and they just spend the whole class clicking their pen

alynu:

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BUY 363 AND MAKE IT THE OFFICIAL ROOSTERTEETH FAN CLUB LOCATION.

prouvaireiant:

ok but

enjolras downloads snapchat after like 3 months of everyone bugging him about it and grantaire suddenly starts snapchatting him a LOT of selfies or just cute things he sees throughout his day and enjolras figures out how to screenshot them so he saves them all to his…

(Source: fish-arejumping)

(Source: kalories1)

dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

kawaiiserket:

dreaming-decadence:

…. SEE THIS PANEL? Looks pretty innocent right?
Wait for it: 
Hussie is engaged in real life…
wHAT IF THIS PANEL WAS MEANT TO SIGNIFY HIS ACTUAL PROPOSAL.
WHAT IF HE DID THIS FOR HIS FIANCE. 

AH? WHAT IF HIS FIANCÉ IS A SCORPIO?

kawaiiserket:

dreaming-decadence:

…. SEE THIS PANEL? Looks pretty innocent right?

Wait for it: 

Hussie is engaged in real life…

wHAT IF THIS PANEL WAS MEANT TO SIGNIFY HIS ACTUAL PROPOSAL.

WHAT IF HE DID THIS FOR HIS FIANCE. 

AH? WHAT IF HIS FIANCÉ IS A SCORPIO?

(Source: diabolicalprince)

caliboorn:

she wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, but not for long because we are currently taking off our clothes surprise we’re lesbians

(Source: princedoki)

youkoofthelovespot:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

TALLY HO *dies laughing*